Monday, October 1, 2012
Now look what I have to deal with
That there man with the huge camera hanging at his side is a member of the paparazzi, and he was waiting for me to leave my yoga studio this morning. There were a couple of others with him, but they stepped back when I raised my camera. I was able to duck behind Russell Brand, though, and make a quick exit in my white Mazda. Russell's shiny black Range Rover served as a decoy, so I doubt there'll be any photos of me. I thought I had problems before, what with balancing the boys' athletic practices and games, sixth grade Math, Sophie's seizures and other shenanigans, The Husband, The Mistress, intellectual stimulation, and housework, but this Expressing Motherhood show and my resulting fame as an Actor has really thrown me for a loop. I hope I don't have to resort to drugs and alcohol like Russell evidently did before he found our yoga teacher and studio.