tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post5995217391084945006..comments2024-01-01T20:33:52.554-08:00Comments on a moon, worn as if it had been a shell: Missing TeethElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03313726816776097840noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-47267858339218846122018-04-24T08:58:37.290-07:002018-04-24T08:58:37.290-07:00Too funny. I love the picture of Mona:)Too funny. I love the picture of Mona:)My life so farhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721270441968035994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-85852081304378676142018-04-24T08:21:06.328-07:002018-04-24T08:21:06.328-07:00Hey, how come I never get these wild come-ons? No ...Hey, how come I never get these wild come-ons? No one ever offered ME a Matthew Arnold award!! Can I have yours? :)<br /><br />(And what would Matthew Arnold think, I wonder?!)<br /><br />Seriously, this was hilarious. I do remember the days when I thought George W. Bush was the worst it could get. Boy, was I wrong.Steve Reedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11684120060438252945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-85753532007691770442018-04-24T05:29:42.086-07:002018-04-24T05:29:42.086-07:00from a silent reader here.... YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!...from a silent reader here.... YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-11365577825281226872018-04-23T20:43:43.659-07:002018-04-23T20:43:43.659-07:00Priceless!!!Priceless!!!Denise Emanuel Clemenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10982725113569943337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-4324891406357456552018-04-23T17:58:47.954-07:002018-04-23T17:58:47.954-07:00I almost peed my pants after reading this! I almost peed my pants after reading this! Joannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08015888228309968515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-1067993066947396312018-04-23T15:14:20.422-07:002018-04-23T15:14:20.422-07:00My but aren't you in demand! -KateMy but aren't you in demand! -KateStubblejumpers Cafehttp://stubblejumperscafe.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-51761277461168032602018-04-23T14:08:59.321-07:002018-04-23T14:08:59.321-07:00You are funny, Elizabeth! I can think of so many a...You are funny, Elizabeth! I can think of so many awards you deserve to win, but somehow sweetness and light seems, well, too saccharine and lightweight maybe. You are made of sterner, more brilliant, and yes, often hysterically satirically funny stuff. Tell them to do their research and try again. I adore you, friend.37paddingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12400464105403622384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-47184325103743027862018-04-23T13:49:04.477-07:002018-04-23T13:49:04.477-07:00Matthew Arnold has a twin brother who very kindly ...Matthew Arnold has a twin brother who very kindly offered me an honorary professorship in WTF a few years back. It included an award ceremony in Colombo, capital of Sri Lanka, five course dinner, all expenses paid of course - by me, and the certificate laminated beautifully etc. etc. etc.<br /><br />I wrote to the prince in Nigeria who had promised me a share in an inheritance (or something) earlier that year and invited him along. <br /><br />Somehow, nothing came of it. Sabinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09015827501648296977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-67723606526132383102018-04-23T13:46:52.769-07:002018-04-23T13:46:52.769-07:00"We would like to sincerely invite you to coo..."We would like to sincerely invite you to cooperate with us."<br />Why does this sound like a threat? <br />You know how I feel about all of this. SHOW ME THE MONEY! <br />I mean, there might actually be a price I'd be willing to discuss the Inflatable Zone for. <br /><br />Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-82931546374925556772018-04-23T12:13:22.321-07:002018-04-23T12:13:22.321-07:00Could you please send me more information on "...Could you please send me more information on "Finding your Wow?" I have lost mine, and I have no idea where it could be. It might be in the dryer's lint filter, but, well, I'm not in the mood to look there today.<br /><br />PaulaPaulanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-24295631728586087932018-04-23T11:04:36.253-07:002018-04-23T11:04:36.253-07:00oh boy, you do get quite the requests! Good for a...oh boy, you do get quite the requests! Good for a laugh at any rate. <br /><br />I would love to have one of your cakes, alas, distance prevents it.<br /><br />Good to get an explanation on "Missing Teeth." I was quite alarmed when I saw the titled, and thought, "Oh Gawd, WHOSE teeth?!"Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03052375488090209961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4863417462909147257.post-28943205989054253332018-04-23T10:54:58.236-07:002018-04-23T10:54:58.236-07:00While I agree that you are all sweetness and light...While I agree that you are all sweetness and light, I think perhaps the HOLI people have missed some of the sarcasm and biting wit you display. Maybe it's a language barrier. In any case, you do deserve an award and a fabulous job offer, so I'll be putting that wish out in to the universe. May it come from someone who doesn't require you to pay them for the privilege. XOkariohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10150537989886423212noreply@blogger.com