Both my boys are playing in their respective league championships this morning -- at exactly the same time in two different locations. The Husband is working, so I'm going to split myself in half and cheer on both. Not only will I look thinner, but neither son will be able to say that I love the other more.
Reader, I will post final scores and tallies a bit later.
Oh no! What are you going to do? Run back and forth between the two games, using a cardboard cut out of yourself to supplement, like a family sitcom or 90's movie? It could be wonderful.
ReplyDeleteas soon as you learn the physics of splitting your self in half, please give me detailed instructions!!
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