Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Bring it on, Homeland Security



Because, really, I don't have enough on my proverbial plate:




Apparently, Homeland Security has a fear of mixed metaphors or has put them on alert. Either that or the anti-super bowl party and then, of course, the whole medical marijuana thing. It appears that my titles could possibly be very, very clever masks for dark and dangerous activity. How's that for mixed metaphor?

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15 comments:

  1. SJApril 1, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    I wonder if MAYBE you just have a reader that works for DHS? Just brainstorming. That many hits though, seems weird.

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  2. Radish KingApril 1, 2014 at 1:37 PM

    it could be an IP address using a fake name I mean would they make themselves so obvious if they were really homeland security? I dunno. Weird. A great fuckery as we say at my house.
    xo

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  3. 37paddingtonApril 1, 2014 at 1:44 PM

    You CBD rebel, you.

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  4. Denise Emanuel ClemenApril 1, 2014 at 2:02 PM

    I'm never commenting on this blog again. : /

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    1. ElizabethApril 1, 2014 at 2:07 PM

      Denise, the damage is done. Maybe prison will be a great respite for the both of us!

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  5. AnonymousApril 1, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    You can see who is visiting your blog in this much detail? Sorry, I just showed how naive I am about this. Ugh....

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  6. Ramona QuimbyApril 1, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    Are you sure it's DHS? When my stalker accessed my blog 158 times in an hour (and then wrote a 13 page rambling, terrifying comment), he also clicked multiple times on the linked blogs, yours included. I have his IP address, name and info if you want to cross check.--Sara Tangerine

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  7. Ms. MoonApril 1, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Fuck it! Consider it an honor and be proud!
    (Still- weird.)

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  8. UnknownApril 1, 2014 at 6:17 PM

    Oh my God that is so weird. That's what happens when an algorithm is reading your blog.

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  9. JillApril 1, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    Holy.shit, I think that was me. I was trying to find a specific post of yours and I was at work., which is in MN but our servers are in DC. I scrolled through a bunch of posts looking, and well. Yep, that was me :)

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  10. Steve ReedApril 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM

    Awww, bummer re. Jill's comment. I liked to think you were on the federal radar over the Medical Marijuana thing. :)

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  11. Christy ShakeApril 2, 2014 at 5:59 AM

    how did you find this? i want to look up mine, too.

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  12. colleenApril 2, 2014 at 7:37 AM

    this is very, very funny.. and the way you figured it out even funnier... the world is an amusing place... at this moment anyway.. thx for the chuckle!

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  13. Carrie Wilson LinkApril 2, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    It thrills me to know end knowing our tax payer dollars are being put to good use.

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  14. AnonymousApril 3, 2014 at 2:17 AM

    do you think it will help if we put in a few 'AllahuAkbars'?

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