Crystal Hoping

I was drawn toward what seems to be either a Blue Storm or Crazy Lace agate ring yesterday when I wandered round the city post-fried green tomato, bacon and lettuce sandwich, so I bought it from the 50% off bowl. It fit me just right, and today when I looked it up, this is what it supposedly does if you're into all that crystal healing stuff:

Gray Agate is a grounding stone, bringing about an emotional, physical and intellectual balance. They aid in centering and stabilizing physical energy. Gray Agate has the power to harmonize yin and yang, the positive and negative forces that hold the universe in place. It works slowly but brings great strength. Its multiple layers can bring hidden information to light.

Psychologically, Gray Agate gently facilitates acceptance of one’s self, building self-confidence. It also aids self-analysis and perception of hidden circumstances. Gray Agate enhances mental function as it improves concentration, perception and analytical abilities, leading to practical solutions.

Emotionally, it overcomes negativity and bitterness of the heart. It heals inner anger, fostering love and the courage to start again. It is useful for any kind of emotional trauma. It creates a sense of safety and security by dissolving internal tension.

Here's hoping, right?