i laughed so hard! and i love autumn and gourds! This is just one of those "blow it all to hell" deals wherein the writer is up to HERE with the seasonal festivities. I can relate.
Ohmygod. I HAVE A NEW IDOL! Thank-you, love. Damn. I am so inspired. And not by gourds.
Ok, thank you. That was an awesome McSweeney's essay :)
That rocked! Screw the changing leaves - I've got to get me some gourds.
Oh, Elizabeth! Thank you for this! I walked past the pumpkinds and gourds and autumn napkins, etc. recently in the store and felt like a sub-par mom/wife for not having any fall decorations up. Ha!Carrie T.