Someone needs to change Oliver's sheets. It smells like a cat died under there.
Hmmmm -- I wonder who that "someone" is.
Don't put that grape in her mouth. She looks like she's about to have a seizure.
Will you please remove the pile of shoes from the middle of the floor? And pick up your lunchbox from under the table.
Who spit all these pumpkin seed shells on the floor and under the bed?
Why isn't Halloween a national holiday? Easter is.
Has this dog not been fed, yet?
Go pop your head in and check on Sophie.
Is someone going to do our laundry?
Hmmmm--I wonder who that "someone" is.
You need to start wearing cooler shoes, Mom. These are just - uh -- lame.
I wear Birkenstock sandals all summer and then move into the Birkenstock clogs in fall.
Where did all the candy corn go?
I got a rock.
