The CEO can't get it together and make the bed, put away the stuff and finish the godforsaken paperwork. I know ya'll think I'm some kind of wunderkind as I navigate the treacherous waters of Sophie, Inc. and I wanted to strip that veil from your eyes and show you what it's really like:
That box is filled with trash -- papers and miscellaneous. That stack of envelopes at bottom right is bills -- the top one being a long overdue property tax bill. Thank God it's blurry because I wouldn't want any of you to pick it up for me. :)
There's a phone on the bed and the datebook, too -- toys strewn around the room because Sophie was bored out of her mind.
Sophie, Inc. needs a restructuring.