Oliver asked me to print this file out, his newest entrepreneurial effort.
I'm sort of dying --
THE HOLIDAYS ARE IN AND THAT MEANS
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!
Hi everybody
it’s me Oliver your local handyman asking if you need help decorating your
house for the holidays. I charge $5 an hour for whatever your holiday mind
desires.
For more information my number is: 
Can I pay Oliver $5 an hour to take down my neighbor's Christmas lights? I will also pay him $10 if he prevents my mother from sending me Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums.
ReplyDeleteSince I have no holiday mind, I will not be requiring O's services but I have a feeling he might get rich.
ReplyDeleteI love Oliver's mind! Alas, the outside of our house always looks like Scrooge lives here. We do a better job inside and if we were closer, I'd be hiring Oliver.
ReplyDeleteBest,
Bonnie
That Oliver. He's going far. He might also be a poet like his mother!
ReplyDeleteLove his spirit. Oliver will go far!
ReplyDeleteHooray for Oliver. I hope his services are in demand!
ReplyDeleteHow can you not just ADORE that kid?
ReplyDeleteCan he get up to San Francisco???
ReplyDelete"Oliver Your Local Handyman" - it sounds like he's got some Big Ideas rolling around in his head. I would definitely hire him if he were in my neighborhood!
ReplyDeleteThat kid is going places!
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