Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The Death of Christmas

The scene at Target this afternoon. All the red-shirted stock people were cheerfully stocking the shelves with Christmas paraphernalia.

I thought I'd prempt the hysterical conservative Christian media and let ya'll know that the death of Christmas is imminent. Now you don't have to wait for Bill O'Reilly to tell you.

Next up on my plate is scouting out public schools to make sure they're slipping in some prayers and saluting the flag.

After that, I might build an enormous effigy of a teacup made out of the hundreds of flyers I've gotten in the mail this week, advertising for some candidate or another, and burn it.

Reader, what are you up to?


  1. What I doing? Resolving not to go into a store until after New Year's.

  2. Hey, I like that flaming teacup idea! LOL!

  3. I'm trying to avoid anything to do with the upcoming election which means no t.v., no.....well, you know. Now I wish I had done early vote to avoid the sea of signs around our polling site.


  4. I am busily advocating to put the "X" back in Xmas.

  5. Eating out on Friday. :-)

    Greetings from London.



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