Wednesday, October 29, 2014
The Death of Christmas
The scene at Target this afternoon. All the red-shirted stock people were cheerfully stocking the shelves with Christmas paraphernalia.
I thought I'd prempt the hysterical conservative Christian media and let ya'll know that the death of Christmas is imminent. Now you don't have to wait for Bill O'Reilly to tell you.
Next up on my plate is scouting out public schools to make sure they're slipping in some prayers and saluting the flag.
After that, I might build an enormous effigy of a teacup made out of the hundreds of flyers I've gotten in the mail this week, advertising for some candidate or another, and burn it.
Reader, what are you up to?