Dear Mr. President,
I'm so confused about why people don't want the President of the United States speaking to their children about staying in school and getting a good education. Are you going to come on the loudspeaker and pre-empt the lunch menu announcement or something? Anyway, I wish that my children could hear the President of the United States speak directly to them, but their school doesn't start until Wednesday.
Good luck with all the nutty folks who are scared that you're going to come over the system and implant socialist thoughts into their precious brains.