How to Maintain Your Non-Sports Identity at a Lacrosse Tournament:Day 2
Pull your old green hat low over your green sunglasses. Ignore the lady in the magenta track suit screaming, "Pick up the goddamn ball!" Glance fondly into your tote bag at the copies of The New Yorker you've brought along and pray you won't look pretentious reading them. Smile at your beautiful son who is playing his heart out.